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Cpt.Dann
Cpt.Dann - - 6,959 comments

Like 90% of this explains me.

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ACE3D
ACE3D - - 1,190 comments

I didn't get bingo.

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kubli
kubli - - 1,934 comments

We cool brothah, we cool.

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justgoaway
justgoaway - - 8,208 comments

Same here. (but I was close to do one or two bingos... )

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Ρrʌжis
Ρrʌжis - - 5,071 comments

No bingo... only 3-4 applied to me. According to this, I'm not as much of a loser as a part of me thought I was...

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killer240620
killer240620 - - 50 comments

1 Bingo middle line

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Sanguinius Creator
Sanguinius - - 5,719 comments

I'm like 50% of those

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TyXo
TyXo - - 636 comments

4 to get bingo all. I need my virginity back start a collection stay at home this weekend and I need to stop showering.
Oh and has been around 5 years since I don't go any kind of salon.

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Cyborg_Putin
Cyborg_Putin - - 992 comments

I got bingo 15 times >_>

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Beskamir
Beskamir - - 7,014 comments

Saw this on Lt.Dann's profile first so this is copied from his version.

How does owning more than 100 games make someone a loser? Actually how does the majority of these contribute to being a loser? It have a feeling this was written by highly ignorant old people that dislike the age of the internet...

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ComradeWinston Author
ComradeWinston - - 1,822 comments

He certainly couldn't have uploaded his version after I found it somewhere on the interwebs and uploaded the blank one here then my own on my profile.

That would just be absurd.

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Cpt.Dann
Cpt.Dann - - 6,959 comments

Comrade Winston is right, but misunderstandings happen.

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Garyn Dakari
Garyn Dakari - - 1,508 comments

It's been so long since I played Bingo, so I don't remember the rules... so I'll just say that 40% of the squares apply to me (Exact percent, not estimation. Now I wonder... does that add to or decrease my loser score :P )

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Kalga Creator
Kalga - - 5,737 comments

I got bingo... not sure if I should be proud or ashamed...

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YetiChow
YetiChow - - 237 comments

not a single bingo...

I honestly did not expect that, but there's at least one square in every line and row that doesn't apply to me... of course, never having been to 4chan helps.

It seems that loserhood and student psuedo-poverty counterbalance each other

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ghostings
ghostings - - 1,216 comments

To ho ho, similar situation as you, but mostly because of daily obligations. Not knowing Shakespeare lines btw is a stupid criteria for calling someone a loser. What if they don't live in a western ethnocentric world?

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Dejected-Angel
Dejected-Angel - - 1,366 comments

I'm still 14 your argument is invalid.

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ComradeWinston Author
ComradeWinston - - 1,822 comments

It matters not, my young pony obsessed little human.

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KinQQz
KinQQz - - 1,870 comments

did not get any single bingo .. didn't expected that , anyways why are you a loser when listening to Metal? :P

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pandemic--hour
pandemic--hour - - 1,533 comments

I got bingo, but I work (part time), study, play occasional soccer and have a gf. What does that make me?

(I used internet meme, room tends to be a disaster at times, have quite a lot of games, listen to metal (among others) and yes a virgin, weird you say? well thats my effing choice (actually hers not mine) )

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YetiChow
YetiChow - - 237 comments

that last part is getting you a like - too much chauvanism in this world already, unfortunately those people breed like rabbits...

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DoctorSpanky
DoctorSpanky - - 1,733 comments

Wait since when is metal for losers, anybody who DOESN'T listen to metal is the loser in my book. Stay brutal friends, stay brutal.

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Headhunter128
Headhunter128 - - 5,145 comments

15 Bingos! **** yeah!

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The_Traveler
The_Traveler - - 707 comments

so im a looser for listening to metal and metal only? ok :(

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Fill with red if it applies, you fucking loser.
(I got bingo 4 times >.>)