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Just like me I work for Secure Contain Protect. You may all thank me now.
HAVE YOU WORKED ON 049? if you havn't go shake his hand :D
I think I'm going to try and use this at some point.
I don't have a job....so euhm yea....
And I'm a dinosaur hunter, any one saw a dinosaur..?
Then I'm doing my job well...
I hate you. I don't care if there's a f*cking T-Rex rampaging down the street and eating people, THERE'S A F*CKING T-REX RAMPAGING DOWN THE STREET AND EATING PEOPLE AN I'M WATCHING FROM THE SAFETY OF MY APARTMENT LAUGHING!
May I join you when that happens?
If he got laid after that, I know the next trick I'll try.
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Just like me I work for Secure Contain Protect. You may all thank me now.
HAVE YOU WORKED ON 049? if you havn't go shake his hand :D
I think I'm going to try and use this at some point.
I don't have a job....so euhm yea....
And I'm a dinosaur hunter, any one saw a dinosaur..?
Then I'm doing my job well...
I hate you. I don't care if there's a f*cking T-Rex rampaging down the street and eating people, THERE'S A F*CKING T-REX RAMPAGING DOWN THE STREET AND EATING PEOPLE AN I'M WATCHING FROM THE SAFETY OF MY APARTMENT LAUGHING!
May I join you when that happens?
If he got laid after that, I know the next trick I'll try.