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Blue199
Blue199 - - 6,971 comments

"i couldn't agree more"

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UsernamesMeh
UsernamesMeh - - 404 comments

Umm.. wow.. I knew brainwashing was bad but holy ****.

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Kalga Creator
Kalga - - 5,737 comments

Just wait until the day they teleport you to outer space...

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Perdikofas
Perdikofas - - 709 comments

Preferably without any life support systems.

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5thHorseman
5thHorseman - - 1,380 comments

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Lexi_SubZero
Lexi_SubZero - - 435 comments

I wonder...what would it take to abolish all religions (..besides the Church of Kek of course) from the face of the Earth?

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5thHorseman
5thHorseman - - 1,380 comments

Ehm ... a very selective mass extinction event?

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Necrolifer
Necrolifer - - 1,015 comments

Even if they are abolished,new ones will take their place. It's in the nature of man to worship. Some worship celebrities,others worship money,some worship a traditional God etc.
Cannot wait until the day we finally make contact with an alien civilization. If they come to us,then probably "alien cults" will be formed and the aliens themselves will probably be considered demons by some people.

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rkraptor70 Author
rkraptor70 - - 4,975 comments

So, Geanestealer Cults?

HERESY!

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Kalga Creator
Kalga - - 5,737 comments

Even worse, sounds like Chaos cults are also in on the action!

Guess it's time to go exterminatus button on their *****!

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Beskamir
Beskamir - - 7,013 comments

I'm hoping the first guy's joking/trolling even if the guy responding to him seems dead serious...

Anyway this isn't teleportation as you guys think it is. What likely happened was they converted a qubit into 2 bits and sent those bits to the station using EMR and then converted them back into a qubit. Basically this: Upload.wikimedia.org

Sorry to shatter your teleportation hopes and dreams

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Necrolifer
Necrolifer - - 1,015 comments

He's definitely trolling.
Also, true teleportation like we see in the movies might not even be possible.

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