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WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW!
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Waaaargh..... I have Arachnophobia, you *******! However, I wouldnt ask for gods help, I would take my ****** shoe, slash the monster and run away screaming! D:
I'd just run away screaming because I'm a ******* pussy when it comes to spiders. I have a very bad case of arachnophobia...
Me as well. Thats why I would do kill it even tho I think its wrong in most cases.
If they would have a human upper body instead this ugly 8-eyed face, they wouldnt be half as scary to me. Or maybe Im reading too much manga recently to get such wicked fantasies.
I'll wipe outside. With my underpants. And my Swiss army knife in hand.
*grabs shotgun*
HERES MY GHOD MODAFUCKA
Lol am I the only one that doesn't hate spiders xD? Honestly I think they're kinda cool, maybe it's because I love insects (yeah I know spiders aren't insects but they have something that makes them insect-ish :P)
I actually love insects and arachnids (spiders) but I'm incredibly fearful of spiders for some reason.
Like, I might love looking at spiders and stuff, but if I actually suddenly saw one, I'd flip out screaming "WHAT THE **** ARE YOU!!!" and then back up with a terrified look on my face.
I even go panic if I see spiders in games such as Skyrim. I had to make a "Medusas Eyes" mod to petrify those creatures on sight and be able to play that game.
I'm more scared of smaller things. The spiders in Skyrim did scare me time to time but if they were small...that's when they freaked the **** out of me.
One mod I had for Skyrim included much smaller spiders...that's when I became actually fearful of dungeons.
To me it was enough to see more webs to get a freakin cold feeling that crawled down my back, seeing one made me flee or panic-quitting the game. But since I can petrify those bastards on sight, they are not that fearful to me any more. I will get shaky, but thats all. I planned to make spider daedras with some female voices from other games to replace those spiders (as I said above, its the spider face and their noise that creeps me out the most, so a humanoid body would place something familiar and less fearful onto them), but modding for Skyrim sure is a pain in the ***, even for simple assets such as weapons.
It's ok spidey, wait a little longer... SMASH!
Its not a problem to me when its the really small, up to 1 cm ones that usually hang around corners and hide behind anything in a millisecond as soon as you come near them, but I still dont touch them. Now, if Id see something like THAT the size of a ****** toilet paper... Id get out my guinea pigs and ps3 and burn down my house o.o..