Atheists, Agnostics, and Anti-theists of ModDB
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A group for those without religion, as well as those who oppose it. Atheism and Agnosticism and Anti-theism.
Is it Right?
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The answer is no
Of course it's alright, the man just have to pay the girl's father 500 shekels ($137.11 US) and marry her...
Don't quote me on the exchange rate, I just did a quick search on Google.
Wait... So date rape is NOT okay? O.o
I never had a problem with the fact I was circumcised until I heard that circumcision lowers sexual pleasure <:,(
I'm with you there brother
A Message From God,
Dear Unholy Heathens this is as You might have guess your Kind and "completely benevolent" heavenly father.
You have asked the question do I think rape and circumcision are ok?
Here is my answer.
1. Rape, as anyone who has EVER read my good book (the Bible) would know I am a big fan of this- I mean its mentioned like over 400 times (I haven't actually read it myself, I can't read- but I'm God so I don't have to)
I mean not only don't I stop it, or even think it really deserves any serious punishment but I even ordered my Hebrew bro's to do it (they didn't mind a bit).
On the subject of circumcision- Hell yeah I want you to cut the dip of ur dicks off! that's why I put that extra sensitive stuff there so you could painfully lop it off, and no I couldn't have designed you without it because I enjoy your suffering, wait no I mean I "love" you so much.
Peace out my Heathen Homies
Your Loving and "not" at all malevolent Heavenly Father
God