Russian translation of my Silly Loading Screen Tips mod.
Big thanks and full credit to user Don_Zubio for the Russian-translated version!
Link to original English version: Moddb.com
Sorry for no screenshots of the Russian tips; I no longer have the game installed.
Description from original page:
Tip 69: Something really fucking obvious. - STALKER Anomaly probably
^not actually a tip in the mod, that's just for this page.
This mod is literally a GameData folder with two small text files.
I already know everyone's gonna fucking hate it.
It takes you out of the immersion. It's written by a chode. I get it. I've heard it all before. This mod ain't for you and it's cool.
The only difference is, if you guys want it, I'll try add a ton more in an update OR I'll completely refresh and redo the pool of loading screen tips.
Let me know and in a week's time there'll either be an update or a comment section filled with hate lol
The stuff in the mod was written in less than half an hour by a mind that really needs to go to bed right now. So I can easily improve, rewrite, add interesting stuff.
Anyway here's 5 completely random examples. I love you all and go fuck yourselves <3
Tip 57: Faction letter #1: Dear Renegades: Why are you so shite at everything? Yours faithfully, everybody.
Tip 51: PDAs of dead stalkers can have useful information on them. I sold one to a trader and he said it had "Porn. Lots of porn." on it. If I knew that, I wouldn't have fucking sold it.
Tip 1: "To err is to be cheeki." - Ancient S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Proverb.
Tip 41: MooZe, if you're out there, great fucking job on your STALKER music. People still enjoy and love it to this day. Thank you for your work.
Tip 44: Dude, there's a whole faction out there, running around in Adidas tracksuits with shit guns and shit aim - robbing people in militarised factions. If anyone gets run up on by these bandits, take it as a fucking insult.
NOTE: Russian version tips may be translated differently.
Thumbnail made me chuckle ngl
Haha! Good.
I am a lazy fool for that
уххх... сейчас накрутят оценку 1-2, за тригерное слово
Big McThankies From McSpankies to the author.
Для русскоговорящих, если увидите недочёты-пишите, буду исправлять.
Некоторые фразы переведены не в оригинальном виде, из-за невозможности достойно перевести слэнговые фразы, поэтому пришлось выкручиваться самостоятельно.
Почтальон Пуйлёшкин принёс вам псевдоукраинских национал-популистических мальчиков, которые ради вас готовы сберечь вашу русскую локализацию вместе с GSC:
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