An old high school physics project of mine. Is essentially a hl2 map that attempts to teach you some basic physics principles, then takes a rather twisted turn. Not particularly great gameplay, and doesn't work so well if you go to fast or too slow due to how fail my trigger-writing skills were when I made this, but still hopefully good enough for anybody who wants a quirky laugh in hl2. Incorporates 22 long lines of dialogue, spoken beautifully by asianriceguy, customized textures, made by asianriceguy, as well as customzied BGM I borrowed from Deus Ex: Human Revolution (used under the terms of fairuse; I do not claim credit for making specified music XD). Also incorporates player choice and a bit of actual physics. Come to think of it, to get one of our jokes, you actually need to know some physics...although you don't really need to know any to play the game. Sound is a must to understand what's going on; crank it up until you can hear the dialogue.