I think i may be getting Lactose Intolerant..,..or something. I keep farting after I eat Pizza. Maybe it's the pizza or the place but DAMN that cheesy goodness fucks me all up. I was driving to work farting it up in my car and I leave to go buy something, come back BAM! fart smell hardcore. I'm sitting in my cubicle and I feel bad for the people who have to walk by cause it's like "Yea we told him to get that....wtf...farts..."
P.S. I'm related to Uncle Ruckus....no relation.
Posted by sydrose on