I make jokes. About EVERYTHING. Even politics and religion. So please keep in mind that no matter how insulted you may be, it's a joke. And I'm never making fun of anyone. Again, it's a joke. If I insult you, you'll know it. You'll at first feel a kind of shock you never felt before, followed by a deep sense of betrayal and abandonment with possible seizures at any point in the process. Then you'll cry. For Days, Weeks, Months in a few cases. You will never be the same. You'll regret whatever brought about me insulting you and beg for forgiveness. I will of course say, "Don't worry about it, we're good," And you will check every single future post so it never happens again. :D

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