Healthy people fart = 3 times a day
Normal people fart = 5 times a day
Wrong Eat = Fart 8 times a day
Abnormal = Fart more than 15 times a day
If Fart 30 times a day = KILLER
Fart Frequency 15.000HZ = BOMBER
Unstopable Fart = MACHINE GUNNER
Silent Fart =STEALtH KILLER
Fart Here and smells other places = SNIPER
Want Fart but can't = IRIMad Guy = Waiting for people started farting (make analysis)
FART
Posted by phenom1992 on
"Fart Here and smells other places = SNIPER"
oh my god i laughed Alot xD
hahahaha !!
i was expecting artillery but sniper will do xD
Bwahahahaha! Nice post, bro!
"Fart Here and smells hundreds/thousands miles away =
Intercontinental Ballistic Missile"
:)