I started out on space invaders in 1980 then didn't play a single game till 2007. Now that is auspicious given a certain game came out in the same year. Why am I telling you this? I wouldn't have a fuzzing clue. Why are you even here? What is life all about? Just kidding - the purpose is fun right? (sheepish unconvinced look) If for some utterly inconceivable reason you are interested in this aging Kiwi nOOb - on my "homepage" is a youchoob video of me musically venting about the psycho mofos that run the show. Mother of GOD!! I have a claim to fame! Wanna hear it? Nah dint think so - well tough here it is. I donated to Lost Alpha (as every radiated blooded stalker should have done/do ) and they put me in the credits!! *swoon*

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