I woke up on the floor again and I needed something to eat So I went down the street to Monty's grill "What'll it be?" said Monty, sporting a wry grin "Just give me the usual, Monty" I said Monty just scratched his head and said, "What was that again?" Well, the usual was a Utah burger with cheese fries and a Coke... Monty knew that! I had been coming there every day for the past four years! Then I began to realize, the man behind the counter was the impostor!

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