ilovehugeanimeknocke

Just a trader who is a <span class="bb_spoiler"><span>weaboo :^)</span></span> <br>;^)<br><br>Hey look, buddy, I'm an Engineer. That means I solve problems. Not problems like <i> <b>"What is beauty?"</b> </i> , because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. <i> <b>I solve practical problems.</b> </i> Fr'instance... How am I going to stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind?<br>The answer...<br> <i> <b>Use a gun, and if that don't work, use more gun.</b> </i> <br>Like this heavy caliber, tripod-mounted, little ol' number designed by me, built by me, and you'd best hope, <i> <b>not pointed at you...</b> </i> <br>If you put in the <i>team</i> the <i> <b>fortress</b> </i> comes soon after.<br><br>Important trades: June 28th, 2017, Obtained a Aussie Tomislav for under 3 keys in items.<br>July 1st: Obtained my first unsual. <br>July 5th: Bought my first craft number, being one of the lowest I could find, #16 Pardners. <br>July 12th: First time I bought someones Backpack in bulk. <br>July 18th: Bought another backpack in bulk along with finally surpassing the 100k mark for backpack worth, and first time I ever brokered and got +rep'd :^3<br>July 19th: Bought an aussie under a key from the regular price. In under one day went from 91k to under 80k. <br><br> <i> Say, Villan, have you ever heard these words?</i> <br> <b> <i>GOEH BEYOND, PLUSUUU ULTRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!</i> </b> <br><br> <b>We're all in our private traps, clamped in them, and none of us can ever get out.</b> <br> <i>Sometimes we deliberately walk into those traps...</i> <br> <b>I was born in mine, I don't mind it anymore.</b> <br> <i>Oh but you should, you should mind it.</i> <br> <b>Oh I do, but I say I don't...</b> <br> <br>♿ i have crippling depression<br><br>MysterE: >:^)<br><br>MysterE: i bet he fucking mutes the girl hes with just because she had an orgasm<br>MysterE: 'muted'<br><br>Blackie Chan: i tell people to hang themselves by their dicks<br>Blackie Chan: oh god i cant imagine<br>Rin Kokonoe: i can finally hang my one true head<br>Rin Kokonoe: it'll kill me instantly<br><br>✭☆ CL Fon Mayson ☆✭: ahahaha<br>✭☆ CL Fon Mayson ☆✭: no<br><br>--------^-----------------^------------------------------------<br>---<------->-------<-------->-------------------------------<br> <i>Zelda's Lullaby</i>