Ok....not really, but in all honesty they do kick some major ass for being a poorly funded terrorist orginization, that, (consiquently) loves herassing america and basically every other country that isnt theirs. honestly thier like a little brother, poorly dressed, porrly educated, but when you piss him off hell tear your ears off and run around screaming like a chimpanzee, BUT i digress. now i want to tell you about my favorite units of the GLA, (being the poorly funded assholes they are) #5 in the top 5 countdown: the bomb truck, now i know what your going to say "the bomb truck WHY THE FUCK? yoU FUCKING TERRORIST" yes yes BUT ISNT THAT WHAT THE GLA IS ABOUT ASSHOLE? anyhoo, the bomb truck is a real piece of work, basically its a damn dump truck with explosives strapped to the back, and the whole truck painted a desert tan and can "magically transform" into any enimey vehicle HONESTLY how the fuck did he get that type of camo, id LOVE it, get my car to perfectly resemble a chinese battlemaster. damn. #4 the quad cannon: two words sum this unit up: kick ass, i mean really, this thing can take down a commanche easily, and the voice actor IS kick ass too #3: toxin tractor: yes hes a lunitic, but hes YOUR luitic, he is under YoUR command, im safe in my overlord tank. #2: the rebel: poorly dressed, but still one hellova fighter.....in large groups #1: jarmin keil: dude even his NAME is kick ass, how bad ass can this guy get, he can snipe THE CREW of a vehicle *laughs manicly* YOUR DOZER IS MINE GENERAL
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