Uh, Hi.
My name is Anakin Skywalker, but my master calls me Darth Vader. I am a Sith Lord and a Master of the Dark Side of the Force. Now that we got that outta the way, here is my blog.
Entry 1#
My apprentice got loose today, i am sick of apprentices getting crazy and exploding for no reason or running away from me and head to see their loved ones(who i will control so i get to control them!). I'm gonna clone one in secret. This one better be the perfect product or all hell will break loose. After this blog i will call Boba Fett, the Bounty Hunter. Heard alot of great stuff about him on,..... what was it... Wookieepedia? Well i don't know what kind of newshologram that is but its very handy to get information.
Oh and in other news; My cousin Chad fell into a volcano. Stupid fool! Now i need to get a special made suit for him so he can live his stupid life as a Day-Shift manager at a fruit-store, or was it a grocerystore.... I don't know, im too busy hunting down the last of the jedi!
*Sigh*
Well thats enough for today, i gotta find a way to get contact to this bounty hunter. Do you think that this Wookieepedia can help?