Confucius say: blog - Arise_from_the_ashes

Man who puts rice bowl on cat's head, dies in sleep.
To err is human; to rub it in is divine.
Man who cut self while shaving, lose face.
Man who sneezes without tissue takes matters in his own hands.
Man who walk in middle of road get run over by bus.
Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self.
Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out.
Woman who puts detergent on top shelf will jump for Joy.