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Intel informs that the former Soviet general and now a notorious Chechen warlord Dzhokhar Dudayev and his guerilla group known as “invincibles” are again crossing the Russian-Georgian border. They already pillaged some military checkpoints near the border and captured several small villages in the province of Dagestan. Now they have already scatterув and it will take months to hunt them down. The operation of such scale would have been impossible without the support of Georgia.
Posted by Ilves on Jun 27th, 2013
Intel informs that the former Soviet general and now a notorious Chechen warlord Dzhokhar Dudayev and his guerrilla group known as “invincibles” are again crossing the Russian-Georgian border. They already pillaged some military checkpoints near the border and captured several small villages in the province of Dagestan. Now the guerrillas have already scattered and it will take months to hunt them down. The insurgent operation of such scale would have been impossible without the support of Georgia and supposedly UCAV cover from Great Turan.
For the elimination of guerrilla group and preventing further terrorist infiltration, we highly recommend, Mr. President, to destroy their logistical support by commencing bombing runs on the supposed terrorists in Georgia. Furthermore, Mr. President. This is an absolute 100% Casus Belli against Georgia now. In case you confirm our recommendations, I have already tasked our staff with researching about the probability of capturing the capital city of Tbilisi in 1-2 weeks. Over.
We've taken some interviews over what people believe is happening in the Northern Caucasus today.
Maria Stocker, 20, Austria, student: “I don’t really know who is Dzhokhar Dudayev much, but I heard he is sort of freedom fighter or terrorist or bandit. Anyway I’m simply against war, no matter in name what it is commenced. World is stepping onto a gloomy path, I pray God will save us from war like in 1939.”
Alex Shiropayev, 58, Russian liberal journalist and dissident: “The people of North Caucasus have suffered too long under the iron heel of the Empire. They should be left free at one. Russian presence at North Caucasus should end as soon as possible and if European Union helps in any possible way to do so – it will be the best possible aid.”
Xerxes Pahlavi, 34, IRI ambassador to Germany: “The Islamic Republic of Iran fully supports the territorial integrity of Russia. We know by whom these “freedom fighters” are financed and manipulated and who their real masters are. Are only concern is that our innocent brothers in faith would not be harmed in the region”.
James Burton, ex-US colonel: “What puzzles me the most – is who the [la censure] are they going to hunt. Maybe the freaks working in mass media can allow themselves being stupid, but not me – I personally remember with my eyes photos of Dzkokhar Dudayev dead. Now he kinda resurrected. Hallelujah, [la censure]!”
Be careful commander. The insurgents may be armed with MANPADS, moreover – several radar scans indicate they received stealth drones aerial support from the border of Georgia. That’s a bit too advanced equipment for Georgian military, we never heard them purchasing anything sort of that.
Usage of our own experimental model of stealth drone may locate the insurgents’ positions without getting us undisclosed. Your main target is personally Dzhokhar Dudayev or the man who looks exactly like him – as the man should be already dead for many years. In completion of this task you will be given Ka-52 attack helicopters joined by stealth recon Ka-58 advanced rotary wings. Be careful! The very existence of this vehicle is classified. Don’t let the enemy destroy even a single of these.
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