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Once upon a time...

a guy named jack and another called mikey they were best friends until mikey had to travel away from the country.. sooo after along time jack met a guy on the street who has the same face and body as mikey so he told him : what's up mikey? how are you doing mate?! said jack.

so the guy said : who are you ? and my name is not mikey it's john.. jack told him : ohhhh man it's been along time and your body and face changed a bit and you changed your name too?

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course,because a house doesn’t jump at all actually..

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Dirty Joke Ahead!

What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.

Ok no this one is not..

Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?"

Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!"

Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?"

Patrick: "What school?"

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Anton, do you think I’m a bad mother?

My name is Paul.

Ok i guess that's it for now...

Stay Laughing..,

Gamer Dude

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Blue199
Blue199

The "dirty" joke was actually pretty funny.

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IsomericGamer Author
IsomericGamer

sometimes dirty things actually could be funny..

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TheRookieMaster
TheRookieMaster

Because they are.

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ME FORDON GREEMAN, I WHACK WITH CROWBAR

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