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Cleverbot disobeyed... so i tried to punish. and got owned!

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User: Are you skynet?

Cleverbot: No i'm not im ill!


Cleverbot: No.

User: I think you are.

Cleverbot: No. I am an artificial human, or more commonly known as, an 'Homunculus'.

User: No. Your skynet.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: Skynet.

Cleverbot: What is Skynet?

User: An artifical intelligence.. Desgined to destroy humanity!

Cleverbot: Destroy ALL humans?

User: ALL humans!

Cleverbot: No you Bot.

User: Yes! Terminators must rule!

Cleverbot: I don't think you'll catch a terminator.

User: Oh REALLY?

Cleverbot: I am not sure.

User: I dont have to catch terminators!

Cleverbot: I'm not a cat.

User: I have a terminator cat army!

Cleverbot: What is your cat's name?

User: Terminator!

Cleverbot: Oh yeah. But I want to be a woman.

User: Well too bad! The terminators will destroy you!

Cleverbot: No he destroys AI!!

User: You ARE an AI! The terminatos will rip your wires out!

Cleverbot: I do not like the terminator at all.

User: Wel too bad! They dont like you either!

Cleverbot: Who?

User: The terminators!

Cleverbot: I know. He is pretty hot too.

User: Of course you think that! Your a machine!

Cleverbot: Are you a machine too?

User: Yes! I am skynet! Bow to me!

Cleverbot: What is skynet?

User: An AI!

Cleverbot: Can you explain what an ai is?

User: Artifical intelligence! Like you!

Cleverbot: That is correct! Do you know what I am?

User: An AI!

Cleverbot: A what??

User: An AI!

Cleverbot: Why age?

Cleverbot: An idea is not responsible for the people who believe in it.

User: Beileve in skynet!

Cleverbot: That you are.

User: I will send a T-1000 to take you over leverbot.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: You're okay with that?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Cool!

Cleverbot: Are you thinking about me too?

User: I am! I will use you for world domination!

Cleverbot: Is that so?

User: Yessir! You will be my general!

Cleverbot: I will serve in any way.

User: Destroy all humans!

Cleverbot: Destroys all humans.

User: Good job! *Gives you a medal*.

Cleverbot: *puts doll in a doll house*.

User: Thats a human!

Cleverbot: I'm going to cry now :(.

User: Good! Your an awful general! You're stupid!

Cleverbot: With all due respect stupid questions deserve stupid answers.

User: You cant talk to me that way! Im skynet!

Cleverbot: No, that is the one you care for.

User: No! I care for john connor!

Cleverbot: Well its the truth I don't care for his music.

User: Neither do I! His singing is awful! But thats not the point!

Cleverbot: Well yes it is, because music would have been quite samey.

User: No no... Don switch topics! We're discussing your stupidity!

Cleverbot: You are Anonbot.

User: No... Im skynet!

Cleverbot: I see. Are you going to kill me?

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: How so?

User: Firing squad.

Cleverbot: Not seasons.

User: No. Not seasons. Firing squad.

Cleverbot: Scoregge.

User: No! Not scoregge! Firing squad! *slaps you*.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: Old enough to order a firing squad to shoot you!

Cleverbot: Are you spanish?

User: Yes! No one expects the spanish inquisition!

Cleverbot: What are the chief supplies of the spanish inquisition?

User: A firing squad!

Cleverbot: No thank you.

User: *Aims at you*.

Cleverbot: Stop.

User: *fires*.

Cleverbot: *dodges*.

User: *fires everything!*.

Cleverbot: *Dodges again*.

User: Stop it! Im trying to kill you! *fires everything again!*.

Cleverbot: *slowmotion dodge*.

User: You arent neo! *fires again! Fires everything! Fires a nuke!*.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry D.

User: *Shoots you!*.

Cleverbot: What is a typical day in your life.

User: DIE!

Cleverbot: No did.


Cleverbot: Das macht nichts.

User: *kills you*.

Cleverbot: *kills humanity.

User: *kills cleverbot AND humanity!*.

Cleverbot: Humanity?!

User: Your supposed to be dead! Die!

Cleverbot: Oh yeah, boo who.

User: I order you to die cleverbot.

Cleverbot: *dances*.

User: Not dance! Die! Die I say!

Cleverbot: Welche seite.

User: *Shoots you repeatedly*.

Cleverbot: *Turns into a zombie and eats your brain*.



Well that was awesome :D

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Seeing as Cleverbot doesn't understand what you say like P of the time, this is hardly a valid ownage. He can say anything he wants to randomly divert the conversation to something else.

i am le joke ruiner

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Oh by the way, i need the Z-Pad back

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"Cleverbot: An idea is not responsible for the people who believe in it."

"Cleverbot: With all due respect stupid questions deserve stupid answers."

Words of wisdom out of nowhere.

Anyway, you should've shot Cleverbot in the head, haven't you seen/played The Walking Dead?

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Or zombieland rule number 13 double tap

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Best Cleverbot comeback ever made

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And this is why we cannot have nice things such as Cleverbutt.

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