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Jingle Bombs by Achmed The Dead Terrorist

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Dashing through the sand
With a bomb strapped to my back
I have a nasty plan
For Christmas in Iraq

I got through checkpoint A
But not through checkpoint B
That's when I got shot in the ass
by the U.S. military

Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs
mine blew up you see
Where are all the virgins that
Bin Laden promised me

Jingle bombs, jingle bombs
your soldiers shot me dead
The only thing that I have left
is this towel upon my head

I used to be a man,
but every time I cough
Thanks to uncle Sam
my nuts keep falling off

It's not funny!

My bombing days are done,
I need to find some work
Perhaps it would be much safer
as a convenient store night clerk,

Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs
I think I got screwed
Don't laugh at me because
I'm dead or

I keeeeeeel you

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