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The Fighting Hellfish proudly present Defamation of Character: A Jack Thompson Murder Simulator. Journey into the mind of an attorney as you live one weekend in the life of Jack Thompson in this hilarious psycho thriller satire. Available for download now at our website, Defamation of Character, this

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The Fighting Hellfish proudly present Defamation of Character: A Jack Thompson Murder Simulator. Journey into the mind of an attorney as you live one weekend in the life of Jack Thompson in this hilarious psycho thriller satire.

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Available for download now at our website, Defamation of Character, this original story unfolds in the San Andreas engine, told through new missions and cutscenes.

Mild mannered Christian attorney by day, Jack Thompson moonlights as Banman, a homicidal hero who cuts through immorality and beauracratic laws with an automatic rifle. Utilizing his Schwarzenegger sized personal arsenal and his trusty Bannedwagon, Banman fights the evil videogame industry's dirty tactics. From destroying trucks to make sure the children are kept safe from violent games, to fighting off an armed rebellion of lesbians, feminists, and female golfers led by General Janet Reno, Banman puts it all on the line to protect the homeland.

Jack Thompson meanwhile sets himself hard to work at protecting the youth through the power of the lawsuit, finally going after those evil Super Mario Bros. But looming on the horizon lies a dangerous killer, whom Jack is stereotypically positive trained on Halo and GTA. Will Jack be able to save the youth of America while also having to fend off the maniacal machinations of Doug Lowenstein, and the combined might of the ESA, hackers, and Electronic Arts, all while making it to his press conference on time?
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