How on earth had he gotten into this situation again? Oh, that's right… because this planet was completely insane.First, he'd crash landed in his TIE fighter on the blue-green sphere, to find that there were actually more humans on it. They called it Earth- a completely bland name, in his opinion. Then, he found out that he was in some nation called 'America', and that this day was Halloween, when everyone dressed up as something else.Somehow everyone knew about his past, and no one thought he was really Darth Vader. So he stole someone's car, called a Toyota Prius, and found out that a talking skeletal puppet sat shotgun."Oh, look!" shrieked the puppet, its strange accent already grating on Vader's nerves. "It's the black masked bastard! Say, 'Luke! I am your father...'""How is it that you know all of this?""Look on the media, or I kill you!" said the puppet, its eyes bulging. "I am Achmed! Can you at least pronounce my name?""No.""I never thought Darth Vader could be such a killjoy. What do you eat on a daily basis?"Vader fumed. Achmed was infuriating. "I don't eat."The skeleton cackled gleefully. "Then why did you buy a bag of McDonald's?" he yelled, pointing.Vader ignored the question, picking up his shake and taking a sip.Achmed cracked up at the sight. "Darth Vader sipping a strawberry shake!" he screamed, nearly falling on the floor with laughter. "Wait until Walter hears about this…"Author's note: incidentally, I have no idea where this came from. Happy Halloween.
Achmed,the Dead Terrorist on Star Wars Univers!
How on earth had he gotten into this situation again? Oh, that's right… because this planet was completely insane.
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