Honk news - Wolfcl0ck's Fun Box mod for Half-Life 2: Episode Two

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Translation: (Hello everyone! Today, we will be looking at the next chapter for Wolfcl0ck's Fun Box, dubbed "The Peculiar Desert.")

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Translation: (The peculiar desert is home to the odd "desert dwellers," who communicate via honking through their mouthpieces. Their home, a sort of oasis of the desert, is known as "Village Peculiár.")

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Translation: (As you can see, the village is fruitful in terms of greenery, being one of the only places in the desert with palm trees. They are very nice for shade.)

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Translation: (Our village is also one of the only places in the entire desert with a freshwater well. For this reason, we are a hit vacation spot for those meaning to get away from it all.)

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Translation: (This is our fantastic leader, the great Nefarius. He has been with us through good times and bad, and has lead us our entire lives. We have dubbed him "The Elder of the Desert.")

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Translation: (As you can see, we have great medical supplies within the village, and are quick to care for injuries. Whether it be a bruise from falling down or a gunshot wound from the dastardly Major and his desert bandits, we are here to help you.)

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Translation: (One last thing, our "developer" has been hard at work, and has produced some music tracks for the desert. That is all. Us dwellers do not speak well.)