Santa C. has been kidnapped by Komarov's people. Komarov is the most dangerous terrorist in the world. He wants to cause another world conflict, and his first step is to destroy our Christmas. You must find and recapture Santa, then find Komarov and kill him (or just give him a cake). Good luck soldier!
I rolled in the floor laughting and kicking when I walked this area and saw that those soldiers were actually white. lolololol