Santa C. has been kidnapped by Komarov's people. Komarov is the most dangerous terrorist in the world. He wants to cause another world conflict, and his first step is to destroy our Christmas. You must find and recapture Santa, then find Komarov and kill him (or just give him a cake). Good luck soldier!
Nothing to see here.
Is that a secret terrorist base I see before me?:)
I think maybe some of the commentators should have taken a look at this picture before typing!