This is the first version of the mod. Instructions in description.
To Install, put the folder inside the zip into your SourceMods folder. Restart steam and you should find it in your library.
You also need to install Source SDK Base 2013 Singleplayer and enable the "Upcoming" Beta.
Credits to: 15.ai for the voicelines
Animal Crossing for a talking sound
ThrillDaWill for making Mr. Krabs Overdoses On Ketamine, to which this game is an obvious nod to.