Approved by our greatest president, Edwin Freeland, we are happy to bring to our hard working employees the 'Hard Labor' program! This program lets our workers repent for their awful ways by doing the dirty jobs no other person would want to do! Such awful jobs include [Redacted for Legal Reasons] and, not only will you be able to work for your sins but you can work for extra credit which can help you in your every day life around the facility. If you want to see about doing some time in the hole then make sure to contact the Works Management department for them to schedule an appointment with you and your newly reformed date. Thank you for reading this Hard Labor Flier and remember employees: Great people make great science, and [Redacted for Legal Reasons]
Amnesia
Delightful Decay
Coming 2017