Dance of the Three-Legged Guar Trailer file

A comedy adventure by Princess and Kateri

- Join ex-Legion adventurer Arnand (Sorcha's Breton Hunk) and his beautiful alchemist sister Evie in a romantic comedy! With Elves! Oh, okay, and zombies

- Meet their friends: impulsive, job-hating Diren and runaway bride Gwen

- Keep all four as companions, plus their pets wolf-dogs, and embark on a romance with either Arnand or Evie - that just might end in the most disastrous wedding in Tamriel

- Travel to the Breton homeland of High Rock

- Enjoy new interiors, including the stunning Charborne Cove, Arnand/Evie's Balmora home and Diren's Pelagiad apartment

- Read hundreds of lines of new, and often hilarious, dialogue

- Use all the companion features you've come to expect, and scripted situations that you might not have anticipated...

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Evie: Where shall I begin?
Arnie: Near the end?

Evie: If you don't let me have my way I shall go insane and I SHALL TAKE YOU WITH ME!

Gwen: You know those really quiet people who seems really happy and then one day goes crazy and kills everybody?
Evie: Uh-oh...
Gwen: Diren's not one of those. He just whines incessantly and loudly and constantly every minute of every day about how much he HATES HIS FREAKING JOB.

Arnie [on Almalexia]: So, your psychotic ex-wife murdered you and then screwed two of your best mates, and then tried to murder you again. This comes shortly after your psychotic ex-best-buddy tried to unleash the armies of the damned and take over Vvardenfell. Now, I'd like to make it ABUNDANTLY clear at this point that whilst you are a lousy judge of character, this shouldn't be seen to reflect on anyone in this room.