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Battlefield 3: Modern Warfare Redux!!!

This game has long been anticipated since BF2, a long awaited continuation to the tradition of large maps, massive multilayer mayhem extraordinaire that combines the repetitiveness of fast paced shooters like COD to tactics as seen in Arma or OPF. What the game brings is: guns,guns and yes more guns! Everything to the coveted 50 cal to the humble machine gun that everyone from L33ts to noobs who go off lighting up everything around them! Yes...the gun porn is finally brought over from COD, who would not miss out the opportunity in pimping out boom-sticks and decking the "47" with skins and love handles for "ease of performance", the wet dream of hard core FFS nerds that will fap to such extremes! Maps as big as the eye can see!! Maps in the likes of: Kubra Dam, Mastuur, and Karkand the De_Dust of BF2 maps. Its not like CS maps or CS pirated COD maps that really does not have any space save but a few noob nests, and confined like a DE_Ice maps of CS. I'am talking about disorganized monkeys fucking around at some part of the other side of the map probably tking for some chopper, some actually teamplayas fighting for a village right in the middle of a map, and the other side where the enemy team spawn! A battlefield map where it is a battlefield hence "Battlefield" get It!!
Now, the developers were quite kind to us players! They didnt want us to walk about 10min worth across the map where we could be busy killing in the 10 min time or dying 20 times in 10 min for a flag! We couldn't afford the exercise! Players like that gets banned for not getting to the action in time, they be thinking were some noobs who always get killed before we get there or just someone fucking around! There are vehicles mistah! Vehicles! From the Hummvee, to tanks, from helos to jets! Anything that kicks arse, takes names, are worth fighting for, killing for and rampaging to action! Thats the whole thang about BF series. Put some graphics in there, put a touch of COD and you got gold not only its playable non graphics wise, but the wet dream of all of us gamers from those who keeps it real to eyecandy freaks who drools for the lastest graphics! A good day to us all! Nothing can beat BF! Nothing!!! You just don't run around, shot, pimp, hump, own, accolade, and upgrade your little arse through the game and in a year your bored and go get another COD thats the same shit! Talk about coke addiction! BF3 is the king of all FFS! P to the E to the R to the I to the O to the mutha fraking DEE.

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