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True Stalker

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I LOVE UNFAIR GAMEPLAY!!!!!

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Get a Life

Mod review may contain spoilers

This game nails the fever dream experience.
Thrown into random **** with random **** happening without explanation, weird texture choices, uncanny characters, eye-stabbing HUD and UI.

On a more serious note:
And it's not just inexperience on the devs, the tutorial for the stupidly overcomplicated health system is botched. First section we're freezing and a voice tells us to heal ourselves. Second we get a lobotomy of sorts and we're only told to go find a medkit. Third we get ******* shot for no reason, draining almost all our chest health and making our bleed. Explanation for those random symbols in your equipment? Nah, go figure. Also it takes 3(three) medkits to heal out a limb to max, with your total capacity of 9.

The game fails to get my attention, and instead of doing something original, we have the generic blackouts and appearing in some absolutely random place.

Oh have I mentioned button bindings? Go figure. That's right, the game isn't even nice enough to tell us what is the equipment key. Naturally I pressed "I", but for some reason it's under "H". I found out after snooping in the options.

The HUD is weird, badly designed even. The consumable icons feel like they're badly cropped, and the health "bar" is obnoxiously big. The equipment UI isn't any better either. You first get to see it in a colorblind section. And you get blasted with 4 icons. One is a liquid drop inside an explosion, another is a thunder-struck eye, a shooting target (???) and crossed feet. The game doesn't explain anything. Is it for bleeding? Getting my legs cut off? Well go figure, not explained.

That's the review. Oh I only touched the first 20-30 minutes of the game? That's ******* right, I absolutely refuse to play this. After the first combat section I gave up. Gunplay is ****, enemies shoot through walls. Also don't get mislead by the slow-mo button in the options. It's limited. And not like in F.E.A.R. No no no, it's a consumable item. And so I died while trying to use it, as my character picked up a random grenade in the middle of a firefight which triggered a stupidly long animation.

And the models do no justice. It seems fine at first, as it utilizes valve game assets, but once it gets to the custom ones, it dramatically drops in quality (i'd compare this to Crack-Life texture-wise).

But skipping action and mechanics, did this game get my attention via lore or story?


...is there a story to this?

Just don't bother, It's an old mod with wasted potential, and there are better, similiar ones made (Underhell, for example).