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You is Kind. You is Smart. You is Important.
You want to be really great? Then have the courage to fail big and stick around. Make them wonder why you're still smiling. That's true greatness to me. But...don't listen to me, I'm a Caitlyn.
"Everything you need to know in life you'll learn in Star Wars and Karate Kid."
"Well, hello my beautiful exotic princess."
"Rule one: let the woman calm down first. Rule two: Just because it's true doesn't mean you need to say it."
"I will find my fill of love, as soon as I find someone worthy... someone... tasty."
"One day I'll fly away, leave all this to yesterday... Why live life from dream to dream, and dread the day when dreaming ends."
"I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it."
"You know men, they think 'No' means 'Yes' and 'Get Lost' means 'Take me I'm yours.'"
"I'm a damsel, I'm in distress, have a nice day."
"I'm a big tough girl, I tie my own sandals and everything."
"Hi, name is Hades, god of the dead, hey how ya doin'?"
