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10

Jabroni Brawl: Episode 3

Early access game review

Copy n Paste review from my Steam acc, pls play this game thx:

This game launched and played better than most big budged multiplayer FPS these days, and its all for 0 dollars and 0 cents.

Ya love Source games, ya love endless amount of gamemodes involving killing everyone in all sorts of ways (including farting on them?) and do you just want to play a pure chaos of a game? Then wait no more and play Jabroni Brawl right now. Thanks, and have fun!

2

Half-Life: Z-Virus

Mod review

Saved only by Counter-Strike Nexon weapons, this mod is crap otherwise. Half the game I just ran past by zombies and when I couldn't I had to deal with one of the worst bulletsponges I've seen from a zombie mod. The level design was too bland, consisting of corridors after corridors of annoying bulletsponge zombies put everywhere. It's just not fun, I've played worse mods than this (at least this one puts in more effort than your average shitpost mod) but I've played better zombie mods.

4

Russia : Five

Mod review

We really have to put an end to these shitpost mods

1

Brick-life BETA early access

Early access mod review

Fun fact among us got banned at the daycare where I work at

Turns out, you know how youtube has the autoplay thing ? Well one day the kids were watching among us songs on YT when autoplay changed it to the among us twerking video, 10 hour version to be exact, and ALL the kids tried twerking

So thats how among us got banned

10

Five Nights At Freddy´s: GoldSource

Mod review may contain spoilers

This is the game i have ever played

9

Uplinked

Mod review may contain spoilers

Color me surprised but this is a damn solid mod and a good extention for ''Forget About Freeman!''. The hybrid of Beta, Alpha, Uplink and custom levels made it all feel unique with some fresh and great level design (both in details aswell) to go with it as well and still make it all feel natural with HL1's atmosphere and world. The way unused content was used was also used cleverly and are definitely one of the highlights of this mod.

It also made some interesting idea's that are simply impressive given how this was all made in old, default GoldScr Engine! Unfortunatly, the puzzles themselves aren't that fun to tackle with and I had to use the walkthrough to figure out the solution. I feel like these need quite some polish.

The Uplink section might be the best one I've played out of all the versions of the original 1999 demo and I recommend to play this mod alone just for that section.

Overall this is a very solid mod and it's definitely worth your time if you're hungry for more HL1! Good to replay HL1 with and good just as a small standalone mod as well. A solid 9/10 mod indeed!

1

I FORGOT HOW TO DELTE MODS

Early access mod review

Include a review...

1

Half-Life: Ghost Mode

Mod review

In folklore, a ghost (sometimes known as an apparition, haunt, phantom, poltergeist, shade, specter or spectre, spirit, spook, and wraith) is the soul or spirit of a dead person or animal that can appear to the living. In ghostlore, descriptions of ghosts vary widely from an invisible presence to translucent or barely visible wispy shapes, to realistic, lifelike forms. The deliberate attempt to contact the spirit of a deceased person is known as necromancy, or in spiritism as a séance.

The belief in the existence of an afterlife, as well as manifestations of the spirits of the dead, is widespread, dating back to animism or ancestor worship in pre-literate cultures. Certain religious practices—funeral rites, exorcisms, and some practices of spiritualism and ritual magic—are specifically designed to rest the spirits of the dead. Ghosts are generally described as solitary, human-like essences, though stories of ghostly armies and the ghosts of animals rather than humans have also been recounted.[2][3] They are believed to haunt particular locations, objects, or people they were associated with in life. According to a 2009 study by the Pew Research Center, 18% of Americans say they have seen a ghost.[4]

The overwhelming consensus of science is that ghosts do not exist.[5] Their existence is impossible to falsify,[5] and ghost hunting has been classified as pseudoscience.[6][7][8] Despite centuries of investigation, there is no scientific evidence that any location is inhabited by spirits of the dead.[6][9] Historically, certain toxic and psychoactive plants (such as datura and hyoscyamus niger), whose use has long been associated with necromancy and the underworld, have been shown to contain anticholinergic compounds that are pharmacologically linked to dementia (specifically DLB) as well as histological patterns of neurodegeneration.[10][11] Recent research has indicated that ghost sightings may be related to degenerative brain diseases such as Alzheimer's disease.[12] Common prescription medication and over-the-counter drugs (such as sleep aids) may also, in rare instances, cause ghost-like hallucinations, particularly zolpidem and diphenhydramine.[13] Older reports linked carbon monoxide poisoning to ghost-like hallucinations.[14]

In folklore studies, ghosts fall within the motif index designation E200-E599 ("Ghosts and other revenants").

What am I supposed to say?
An old love called me yesterday
And she sounds so sweet
Why, she sounds so
Drill me to the floor
This hurts even more than I expected it to do
Woo-hoo-ooh
Woo-hoo-ooh
Drill me to the floor
This hurts even more than I expected it to do
Woo-hoo-ooh
Woo-hoo-ooh
Woo-hoo-ooh
Woo-hoo-ooh
Woo-hoo-ooh
(Drill me to the floor)
Woo-hoo-ooh
(This hurts even more)
Woo-hoo-ooh (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh)
Woo-hoo-ooh (oh-oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh)
Woo-hoo-ooh (oh-oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh)
Woo-hoo-ooh (oh-oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh, wo-oh)
Like the moon says to the dark
We will never be apart
I'll never be alone again
'Cause it was you who called me out
When I couldn't shut my mouth
'Bout the last love that did me in
I couldn't sleep
You said just sleep with me
I couldn't speak
You said I'm listening
And if it breaks me down
I'll be around
Until it's you, love, you're my new love
Drill me to the floor
This hurts even more than I expected it to do
Woo-hoo-ooh
Woo-hoo-ooh
Woo-hoo-ooh
(Drill me to the floor)
Woo-hoo-ooh
(This hurts even more)
Woo-hoo-ooh (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh)
Woo-hoo-ooh (oh-oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh)
Woo-hoo-ooh (oh-oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh)
Woo-hoo-ooh (oh-oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh, wo-oh)
Oh love, it's been so long
Why you gotta call and hurt me, hurt me?
Oh love, it's been so long
Why you gotta call and hurt me, hurt me?
Oh love
It's been so long
Why you gotta call and hurt me, hurt?
And I love you still
Why, I love you

1

Half-Life 2 Remastered

Mod review

Hey, what's up my Garlics and today youre going to be living with Wario for the very first time guys. Yes guys this is episode one of umm... mmm... Living with Wario I guess, I dont know but umm.... I'm very very tired right now guys ohhhhooohwawawa ouuhhmmmm