If history has taught me anything, it is that I can not describe myself in print without offending some one. I find this helps as a method for procrastination. But really if this does not tell you everything you need to know about me in passing then I bid you a good day and a good bye!
Or you can ask, I have found this can word as well as my auto correct has corrected my atrocious spelling. It is a sad day when your vocabulary out strips your ability to spell.