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1

The Sims 4

Game review

There have been a lot of graphical improvements, well, the game still looks cartoonish. but the characters themselves look better and it's easier to make unique sims.

the rest of this game is complete trash, pointless. The amount of features that have been stripped out of the game is mind boggling.

Literally, the second my house caught on fire and I found out that there aren't even firefighters in the game, I just shut the game down and uninstalled it.

Steaming pile of ****. Another franchise bites the dust. All hail EA

4

NHL 13

Game review

Language Warning.

I don't normally play sports games, or Console games for that matter. But I needed something to test my new TV with, and this is the newest console game I have.

The graphics are good, for a sports game, but it feels the same as NHL 12 and 11, With it's only real improvement being a tweaked momentum/physics system.

the AI in this game is HORRIBLE, ******* Horrible. It's pants on head retarded, It cheats in every way possible, have two players trying to stop the guy with the puck? it will always, without fail, switch you to the guy you DON'T want to control, Comeback rubberbanding AI makes it possible for the AI to cheat it's way back from a 9-0 blowout. The game will go on streaks where it simply refuses to allow you to have the puck, and will -not- stop until it's in the back of your net.

Your goalies are also useless unless you control them, which is a big part of how AI can come back from a massive defecit. AI teams never take penalties, when you take penalties the "Referee" will give you Majors and Double minors for asinine reasons

AI is crucial in a sports game, and the level that it cheats has had a detrimental effect on this game.

7

PlanetSide 2

Game review

It's an OK game when the developers don't **** it up, whether it be catering to whatever their weapons-grade stupid community is crying for the loudest, or coming up with their own cocaine bucket induced bad ideas.

5

Call of Duty: Black Ops 2

Game review

Generic shooting game, what Can I say.

I took it back and got it refunded since my PC copy had the "Mass Effect 2 on disk" issue, which is hilarious. They gave me my money back yet I still have the game playable. Wal-Mart is duuuuumb

I'm not a COD fan, but it's a little better than the last game, but it's still a run of the mill shooter, I didn't have any big expectations for it. and honestley, It's so buggy and full of **** that I can't say I'm surprised it was another flop

10

Mass Effect 3

Game review may contain spoilers

I recently changed this from an 8 to a 10

Given the Controversey over the game over the past few months, I don't think This truly deserves a 10, But Bioware's efforts with the Extended Cut have both fixed several holes in the story/confusing parts, as well as in my opinion, provided a "better" ending to the choice I made.

Ending business aside Mass Effect 3 was a moving experience for a video game. More for the story and relationships among your friends and crew than the gameplay, but nonetheless a rollercoaster.

And in regards to the extended ending. A Quote from Mass Effect 2, that I think fits the situation.

It's not Perfect, It's not *exactly* what I wanted, but it's the best they could do.

I'm not ready to blindly throw money at EA/Bioware just yet, but I'll give them the respect that They tried to fix the conclusion of a series that had/has the potential to be the Star Wars of our Generation.

Also Massive Spoilers, The 5000+ EMS Destroy *Red* Ending is the closest thing to a real happy ending you will get.

Crew standing around Memorial, Saying their goodbyes to Shepard's Memory, Tali Standing in the center of the crowd with Shepard's name Plaque, Hesitant to put it on the wall and refusing to beileve shepard is gone. Ship takes off. and then Rubble Scene. SHEPARD LIIIIIVES

Obviously things in this scene will vary, male/female shepard, romance partner, etc.

Anyway, Beggars can't be choosers, that's the closest thing to a rainbows and butterflies ending I think they can really get within reason.

10

Fallout 3

Game review

Didn't have as large of a variety of items, weapons, etc. But it's still refreshing to go back to.

10

Fallout: New Vegas

Game review

Pure Zany fun, With a lot of replayability even without modding.

8

Red Orchestra 2: Heroes of Stalingrad

Game review
9

Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Game review

Dumbed down Elder Scrolls game, series has been streamlined for the Console Kiddies, It's still pretty fun but it's not as elaborate and expansive as Oblivion or Morrowind *I only played Morrowind for like 2 hours, but the point stands*

5

Assassin's Creed: Revelations

Game review

Too Short, Boring, Only exists to milk it's fans for money. should have known being Ubisoft,