Comments - Kage1742

Gyeah. I want it! You are great guys, good luck!

Name: Yan Stalker
Faction: Looner

Background:

Yan Stalker waited. The anomalies above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were mutants in the lab. He didn’t see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to ecologist Ivanov were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Yan was a stalker fourteen years. When he was young he watched the pripyat and he said to dad “I want to be on the pripyat daddy.”
Dad said “No! You will BE KILL BY MUTANTS”
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the super secret labs of the C-Consciousness he knew there were mutants.
“This is Ivanov” the radio crackered. “You must fight the mutants!”
So Yan gotted his guass rifle and blew up the wall.
“HE GOING TO KILL US” said the mutants
“I will trample at him” said the pseudogiant and he fired the rocket missiles. Yan gaussed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
“No! I must kill the mutants” he shouted
The radio said “No, Yan. You are the mutants”
And then Yan was a zombie.

P.s. You must understand this joke.
P.s.s. John Stalvern