Comments - Dehnus

LIke those idiotic Commissars would listen to the word "Wait". It would be "W--blam". Even Eldar know that.

Actually he wasn't warlike to his own people.
As he believed in Logic, Science and Compassion being the ways for humanity.

All three seriously lacking in the Imperium heh. He also had a certain respect for the Eldar and wanted to build an access portal to the webway so they didn't have to bother with Warp Travel any more.

Yeah the Big E wsa nice, he didn't shoot our stylishly coloured armies. And wanted to hug our Eldar boys in Uniform hmmm *goes back playing with his Eldar miniatures*.

it is filled with diseases and it wants to hug you :).

Farseer:"Thread very lightly, these Double Mon-keigh tend to be very grumpy when woken up and not getting a cup of what they call.. "The Emperor's blend" in the morning".

There I fixed it :).

Hey! What have we done to you, we only asked you if you would have liked to have some tea with us on this lovely morning on this absolutely gorgeous planet. First thing you go to is to shoot and stab people? Seriously, there are Orks that are more civil.

At least they know that there is always time for tea during a good Waaagh. And then another thing did you have to spoil that smashing shade of red with that awful purity seal, I know you're people have very short lives but there is always time for some fashion. Hey.. why are you grabbing my arm H... hey get that awfull loud thing away from my ...OH BY THE LATE ASURYAN THAT DOESNT GO IN THERE AAAAH! *As the poor Eldar is introduced to Mister Chainsword in a rather compromising place, just before being placed over the barrel in the background*

I see a spelling error! Ork Spelling NAZI's will not stand for that.
Isn't "Throw 'em and they go bang" "Throw 'em an dey go bang!"

Of course only an Eldar here... maybe some Ork can clarify the issue for us that want to use proper spelling on our diplomatic envoys ;).

That's her spoon, you don't even want to see her knife.

Yo dawg! I put a Commissar in yo Baneblade, so you can Blam while you Blam!

'Nids arrive and everybody is Nombait.

Eldar sit back and cross their arms going :"Just as planned".

You sir get a cookie baked by the GrandFather Nurgle for trying so hard and for being YOU! :)

Let's all give a big hand for GriffinZ! YAY!

Nurgle loves you just the way you are :).

Knowing Slaanesh, he/she/it probably will find that kinky :).

Remember there is something more scary in the back very willing to blam you or put you in the skill full torture hands of an Inquisition :). Might as well take your chances with the Ork then and get it over with lol :).

ps:
Just like the Japanese beating the Russians in a naval war, as a relatively new Nation on the Colonial powers list. So did the Tau very quickly grow (compare to the other races) and in very short time became a power to be reckoned with.

They used new tactics or tactics they learned from others, including the older races. Incorporating technology from older races on a very fast rate. They investigate and improve this technology.

So really they are a lot like the Meji Restoration Japanese but without the racism that came by later in that era of history. Including carrying a Katana, that is more used as a ceremonial sword of honour and to kill yourself with (or execute people with), then in actual combat. Another nice note, Japanese naval ships during first few years of the Second World war had guns far exceeding the firing range and power of allied ships ;). Sound familiar? hehe.

Not really they where typical Elf culture in space. Samurai culture in History before the Meji restoration, not the stuff you see on TV stereotypes, is far from what Eldar do. the Bakufu/Shogunate would not interfear much with other people and would try to isolate themselves completely. They would only trade with the Dutch because they helped them before and where thus semi trusted (only semi). Infact the the Bakufu would kill off their own people by if they suspected them being Christian Converts, something the Eldar would never do.

The Tau are very much like the Meji Restoration Japan without the racist undertones of superiority. Same Co prosperity Sphere/Expansion Sphere stuff. Mix of old and new cultures and forcing others to live like them.

A more accurate and longer comparison would take to many character as I'm already dangerously close to 2000.

IT can be, Inquisitors are allowed to hire other people into their party or even draft people. If they feel the Eldar is a valuable member needed to end the mission properly then the Eldar might become a part of such a party. Doesn't mean the Inquisitor won't blam, or try to blam the Eldar afterwards though :P.

Tau... Space Japanese..

Okay.. as an Eldar player.. that is one rainbow I won't be tasting....

Indeed the world needs more Sanguinius fanart! And us Eldar need more Sanguinius Yaoi! *Checks behind his couch for a Commissar*... you never know with you trigger happy Mon-Keighs...

Angry marines posing as Smurfs for ultimate Anger.

Contrary to popular believe that is a male Eldar ;).

It is our army of fully mechanized *****'s for arse raping anybody who doesn't do the things we like them to do :).

And he was promoted to Commissar the same instant for having brass balls and a fearless attitude :).

Congratulations, your application to join the Eldar has been aproved. Now please put on these temporary pointy ears and make your way to our nearest plastic surgeon.

YAY! The Emprah has finally embraced the Eldar too as his sons.

Finally we are accepted for being born this way!... or could it be a trap to kill us all. Darn.. is Farseer Eldrad still considered death in the Fluff? He would know :P.

Of course he is, see that Guardian behind him? He just told him :"Sorry, but I've met someone else. He is kind and sweet and once he becomes a full Space Marine He'll take me to terra! Please don't make a scene, that is why I took you to this public place."

Eldar can be very cruel to each other ;).

Someone's getting surprise Butsecks soon :).

Blind dates can be a grim dark affair in the 40th millennium ;).

Silly Ukato.. that is what skulls are for :).

"YOU HAVE RETREATED FROM THE FRONT LINES! YOU WILL SERVE THE EMPEROR AS AN EXAMPLE TO THE REST!" Commissar Myopias famous last words :).

They will tremble in the sight of our blue flaming ******!