Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil, for I am the most evil bastard in the whole god-damned valley!

Report RSS well at last some good news (for me to be honest)

Posted by on

soo this year in february i aplyed for the army ,eweyone who knows me personaly thought it was a logical step for me , and they said theyl call me when they proces all info they have, that was in february i started working on a fuel barge with my godfather to kill some time and earn some money while i wait.
i can say not on my list of easy jobs because i was like Mike Rowe for the most time, but i earned a nice sum of 1000e for two months. so i quit the yob and started planting fruit an my land that i got from grandfather and i almost gave up hope for that call i was waiting. but one morning my mother flyes in mi room and wakes me with words 'for the fu*cks sake get up you have a call from ministry of defence waiting' i answer the phone and a pleasant womens woice tels me that i need to come tomorow to their ofice for further instructions. so the next day i drove my crap-blue yugo to city (since i live in a vilage 23km away). some uniformed guy whos rank i didnt seem to remember told us to come to the military hospital for testing (not portal like testing) of our phisical and psychical capability... im puting too much description to this text am i but i like it. we went to test i pased first test with above average (a lot above average) so only phisical remains that kinda scared me because i have kinda bad knee (if i speled it corectly ,hate using translator) long story... but i pased it alsoo above average. the next day of course for some interesting reason yugo which never failed me before didnt want to start batery was dead.so i was 10min late and mised the main part of also some uniformed guy which was from some armored unit that got from two litle tanks on his shoulders, i aproached the desk since i mised the sighning part and the guy in front of me asked for the results of testing and the woman behind the desk said 'you and this guy (says last name) have the best score ,but (my last name here) has Twice your score and the other guy's'. i belive my head made a hole in the celing but i held my sences .i sighned ,or as i lake to save gave my autogram and got my military papers so in march next year im going to the army ...

so to conclude now you know that the mod blast out will be released till then and i will most likely replace my yugo with something else
now im happy i have the honor to serve my country im also proud of my self and i stil think my english sucks ,as my grandma always says 'a boy goes to the army to return as a man'
crazy..tira sighning out

Post a comment
Sign in or join with:

Only registered members can share their thoughts. So come on! Join the community today (totally free - or sign in with your social account on the right) and join in the conversation.

Level
Avatar
Avatar
Last Online
Country
Serbia 🇷🇸
Gender
Male
Friends
Become friends
Member watch
Follow
Blog
Browse
Blogs
Report
Report
Share