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omfg what happened to me this is funny as much as its sad if i was American i would kick this guy's ass for messing around with my military personnel

so what happened i got contact request by the person naming him self as Gen. William B. Caldwell he even used his picture
ok i know its something wrong but curiosity killed the cat

Conversation goes like this:
(copied from skype i removed my name for private reasons)
[6/24/2012 8:35:00 PM] gen.william.caldwell: hello.. how are u doing?

[6/25/2012 2:35:33 PM] Tira: Tira has shared contact details with gen.william.caldwell.
[6/25/2012 2:36:02 PM] Tira: and you are??
[6/25/2012 2:37:08 PM] gen.william.caldwell: am fine
[6/25/2012 2:37:31 PM] gen.william.caldwell: am gen william caldwell from us and u?
[6/25/2012 2:37:44 PM] Tira: orly
[6/25/2012 2:37:55 PM] gen.william.caldwell: yea
[6/25/2012 2:38:08 PM] Tira: do i know you from somwhere
[6/25/2012 2:38:56 PM] gen.william.caldwell: i like so but not so
[6/25/2012 2:39:10 PM] gen.william.caldwell: i like you are a god sent
[6/25/2012 2:39:33 PM] gen.william.caldwell: and am new here on skype
[6/25/2012 2:40:02 PM] Tira: for what and just to tell you it doesnt seem that you are from US
[6/25/2012 2:41:27 PM] gen.william.caldwell: i dont understand you
[6/25/2012 2:41:45 PM] Tira: well your englesh is not that good
[6/25/2012 2:42:07 PM] Tira: also what do you need need help or what
[6/25/2012 2:42:23 PM] Tira: did chris send you
[6/25/2012 2:42:43 PM] gen.william.caldwell: who is chris
[6/25/2012 2:43:47 PM] Tira: the only ohter person who speeaks english over skype with me
[6/25/2012 2:44:11 PM] gen.william.caldwell: who is what
[6/25/2012 2:44:36 PM] Tira: are you a moder
[6/25/2012 2:45:02 PM] gen.william.caldwell: who are you
[6/25/2012 2:45:15 PM] gen.william.caldwell: am a general
[6/25/2012 2:45:27 PM] Tira: i think you got a wrong person
[6/25/2012 2:45:43 PM] gen.william.caldwell: no
[6/25/2012 2:46:00 PM] gen.william.caldwell: am new here pls dont talk like that ok
[6/25/2012 2:46:51 PM] Tira: ok... what do you need if i can help i will
[1:06:13 PM] *** Call from gen.william.caldwell ***
[1:06:23 PM] Tira: i have no mike
[1:07:01 PM] Tira: or camera
[1:07:38 PM] Tira: sry
[1:07:50 PM] Tira: i use only chat
[1:07:53 PM] gen.william.caldwell: ok
[1:07:57 PM] Tira: untill i buy it
[1:08:21 PM] gen.william.caldwell: am here for something good my friend
[1:08:31 PM] Tira: shoot
[1:08:59 PM] gen.william.caldwell: before i will tell you this i need to truth you frist
[1:09:20 PM] Tira: what do you mean
[1:10:28 PM] gen.william.caldwell: i mean am here for business
[1:10:47 PM] Tira: what kind of buisnes
[1:10:47 PM] gen.william.caldwell: can i trust you?
[1:10:54 PM] Tira: yeah sure
[1:11:05 PM] gen.william.caldwell: ok
[1:11:13 PM] gen.william.caldwell: thank u
[1:12:00 PM] Tira: and why did you call you could text me anyway
[1:12:20 PM] gen.william.caldwell: i will be retiring this year and i need a help from you now
[1:12:39 PM] Tira: i dont know if i can help
[1:12:49 PM] Tira: untill you tell me what
[1:14:11 PM] gen.william.caldwell: ok
[1:14:18 PM] gen.william.caldwell: i will tel you
[1:14:59 PM] gen.william.caldwell: promise me that you will not fel me
[1:15:29 PM] Tira: you mean fail
[1:16:55 PM] gen.william.caldwell: yes
[1:17:02 PM] Tira: so what's the deal
[1:17:29 PM] gen.william.caldwell: ok
[1:19:41 PM] gen.william.caldwell: i have some money in africa now so last week i go to africa to withdraw the money but they said i can withdraw the money untill i transfer the money to another country
[1:20:01 PM] Tira: so
[1:21:21 PM] gen.william.caldwell: so if c you can help recieve it there you will be giving 30% of the money
[1:22:43 PM] gen.william.caldwell: the money is 40,000000 USD i dont want my money to lost please help me out
[1:23:27 PM] Tira: hmmm let me gues money is in Ghana
[1:23:53 PM] Tira: Accra to bee axact
[1:24:03 PM] gen.william.caldwell: no
[1:24:17 PM] Tira: then?
[1:25:29 PM] gen.william.caldwell: the money is in nigeria
[1:27:55 PM] Tira: so what do you need to transfer that sum of money
[1:28:52 PM] gen.william.caldwell: i dont want my money to get lost
[1:29:00 PM] *** Call ended, duration 22:46 ***
[1:29:00 PM] Tira: and is it leegal i dont think that you can transfer that amount easily you need federal licence in my country to do something like that
[1:29:20 PM] gen.william.caldwell: so i need u to save the money there for me
[1:29:22 PM] gen.william.caldwell: ok
[1:30:08 PM] Tira: so how do you transfer it
[1:31:07 PM] Tira: huh
[1:31:35 PM] gen.william.caldwell: dont worry i will give u the bank manager email
[1:31:57 PM] gen.william.caldwell: and they will tell you what to do
[1:33:18 PM] Tira: just to tell you i dont acept or give calls to roreign countries
[1:33:51 PM] Tira: my telephone company does not alow that
[1:34:07 PM] gen.william.caldwell: i understand you
[1:34:16 PM] gen.william.caldwell: you can trust me
[1:34:21 PM] gen.william.caldwell: ok
[1:36:16 PM] gen.william.caldwell: am serious about this business my friend
[1:37:22 PM] Tira: wait i also have a contact request from some bank manager forom africa Ghana soo...
[1:38:01 PM] gen.william.caldwell: really
[1:38:11 PM] Tira: yes
[1:38:29 PM] gen.william.caldwell: ohhhhhhhh
[1:38:40 PM] gen.william.caldwell: who is that to be
[1:39:22 PM] Tira: his name is rachid coffi or something
[1:39:23 PM] gen.william.caldwell: hello
[1:39:45 PM] gen.william.caldwell: an not here for that am here for business
[1:39:47 PM] gen.william.caldwell: ok
[1:43:20 PM] *** Call from gen.william.caldwell, duration 00:08. ***
[1:44:17 PM] Tira: from what city are you from
[1:45:34 PM] gen.william.caldwell: am from columbus city
[1:46:53 PM] gen.william.caldwell: you ask too much u dont believe me anymore
[1:47:49 PM] Tira: no im just interested in military and you are general right
[1:48:46 PM] Tira: just to tell you pick any tank jet or helicopter and i give you the specs
[1:49:29 PM] Tira: i'm military expert
[1:49:47 PM] Tira: and i work for the goverment
[1:50:01 PM] gen.william.caldwell: ok good
[1:50:32 PM] Tira: i worked on most modern projects
[1:51:09 PM] Tira: and do you realy think you can trust me
[1:52:14 PM] gen.william.caldwell: i will trust you because u are a militart man like me
[1:52:24 PM] Tira: you should ask friends for help not strangers
[1:52:47 PM] Tira: just so you can be sure about their intentions
[1:53:20 PM] gen.william.caldwell: sou dont want to help me
[1:53:31 PM] Tira: i didnt't say that
[1:53:58 PM] gen.william.caldwell: ok
[1:54:02 PM] gen.william.caldwell: thank u
[1:54:40 PM] Tira: ok now what should i do
[1:55:20 PM] gen.william.caldwell: you have to contact the bank manager now
[1:55:39 PM] gen.william.caldwell: let me give you they email now
[1:55:42 PM] gen.william.caldwell: ok
[1:59:11 PM] *** Call from gen.william.caldwell ***
[2:00:23 PM] Tira: do you have the mike
[2:00:40 PM] *** Call ended, duration 01:30 ***
[2:01:10 PM] Tira: if not why are you constantly calling i said i dont have the mike
[2:02:37 PM] gen.william.caldwell: no
[2:10:34 PM] gen.william.caldwell: are u there?
[2:13:17 PM] Tira: dude lets face it you are not a general and there is no money even if there is i couldnt care less i dont need anything so go try someone else
P.S. your english gave you out next time use translator
P.P.S. at least thank you for few good laughs
GOOD DAY


and at the end i can asume what hapened

i didn't remove grammar mistakes because he said he is from USA i mean for me its normal to make a few mistakes but an American should have no trouble with English

so to conclude some guys are just idiots also i had another one like this pending during this conversation but ignored got boring pretty quick
well that's all folks

crazy..tira out

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