*The following is a dramatisation of my first experinece with the half-life mod, USS Darkstar*
- Sees that it actually works- :0
- Gawps like a complete derp at that fancy intro (ohhhhh, look at dem textures...)
- Spends 10 minutes mindlessly walking about the spawn area, LOLing at the bizarre voice acting.
- After shit hits the fan, repeatedly fail at killing those two zombies (damn you incinerator...).
- Goes postal on literally EVERYTHING once getting the glock.
- Plays baseball with some headcrabs.
- Walks into the cage room, sees the Gonach, has a mini heart attack, hides in a corner, and procedes to get pwned by those goddamn baby headcrabs.
- Quits game.
