battlebrotherb

In the days of old there were two. The emperor and his loyal but great bodyguard that went by the name of B and so being the emperor's battlebrother he was called battlebrotherb and so the two have fought with each other by their sides till B was captured by the chaos gods and tortured to this very day, never dyeing. He experienced so much torture the the very chaos gods fear only him and they only feel his hate.

So remember pray to battlebrotherb the true god! ~ high priest of battlebrotherb, before being executed by battlebrotherb, during his sermon.