This member has provided no bio about HIMSELF (what's up with the grammar) and doesn't want to. Period.
I don't know what these guys smoked, but
a) the Cave/Caroline/Chell picture resembling Eli/Azian/Alyx one: I already told that. "Seriously, I found this picture at Vance Subprime Incorporated."
b) I (as of insanely recently) DO own Portal.
c) Even though Portal: The 4th Millennium Wiki does claim my birth date is made up, it is real. April 30, 1996.
d) The "my" photo is old. Here's a more recent one: Img830.imageshack.us
Period.
As you can see almost a whole year after I first released Portal 2: The Fake Community-Made it is now on ModDB.
Why?
Just look at these other troll mods.
Pretty mediocre stuff ahead. Go at your own risk.
EDIT: Finally they authorized this.
I am Aperture Science Business Magnet, the Evil Lord of Aperture Science from The 4th Millennium.
As far I have no released map projects (by "map project" I mean a map, a mappack or a mod) and one map project in progress, Portal 2: The Fake ThinkingwithPortals.com-Made.
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Okay, now what... Might as well press "Save Blog" :D