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The best measure to prevent infection of Chaos.
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"The Emperor protects."
Do not waste!
After use Deliver to your nearest Apothecary for Gene-seed extraction,
For the Emperor!
Hmm, I wonder if that works for a Daemonette....oh wait, that might kill her. Darn....
I still don't know a lot about Warhammer 40K, but I think the Imperium should not say no to more soldiers.
*cannon fodder.
the Imperium has never enough soldiers to sacrifice their lives in order to protect mankind
I imagine there being a terms and conditions reading;
Note: Failure to produce the mandatory minimum of three children will lead to summary mindwipe and/or execution by your local and/or regional Commissar. Rubberium Condomnus to be used only in the case that three children have already been produced. Remember, a large family is a productive family and a productive family is favoured by the Emperor.
After all, you gotta maintain constant levels of cannon fodder.
Marine sized, with a blessed lubricant. Aegis warded, for her pleasure.
Reduces chances of contracting AIDS (Anal-Injected Dong by Slaanesh).