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Safety Tips From Anubis
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lol Wut?
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You called? :D
There you are Arky! I think this guy is racist against pears!
xD
Simple this is what he said,
1. "Here are some cool things you can do while you're parents are having fun without you!"
2. "Take off the batteries off of this alarm, so It won't disturb other people while you burn to death."
3. "Drink poison if you ever get thirsthy, trust me, I'm an Anubis."
4. Talk to strangers on the phone when you get bored, make sure to tell them your address and how your parents aren't home! I'm sure a guy will arrive and will offer you free candy, trust him!"
5. "That is all my children! I must go! My people need me!"
Geez, thank god those kids didn't understand him... LONG COMMENT IS LONG!
how'd do you now ?!! O.o
simple, anubis is pointing to a alarm going off, holding a bottle of poison, pointing to a phone, and leaving through a door. and anubis is anubis, he is crazy
yeah i checked google and it really seems it don't translate
tl;dr
makes me think about age of mythology, BEAST GAME :P