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Captain here. This is true. Before you can make something good from the bad, Life throws more bad than you can deal with. *Throws ninja smoke*
The moral of this history, kiddos, is:
Life knows how to be a bitch when she wants to.
Time to become death, the destroyer of worlds...
Too late, life already became that. Beat you to the punch(And the lemonade).
What's he ******** in the last scene?
More jocks maybe :p
When Life Gives You Lemons, Make Lemon Grenades (Portal 2's Cave Johnson Would Be Proud)
well... that escalated
Every Villian Is Lemons, don't forget that before you make lemon juice damn it.
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Captain here.
This is true.
Before you can make something good from the bad, Life throws more bad than you can deal with.
*Throws ninja smoke*
The moral of this history, kiddos, is:
Life knows how to be a bitch when she wants to.
Time to become death, the destroyer of worlds...
Too late, life already became that. Beat you to the punch(And the lemonade).
What's he ******** in the last scene?
More jocks maybe :p
When Life Gives You Lemons, Make Lemon Grenades (Portal 2's Cave Johnson Would Be Proud)
well... that escalated
Every Villian Is Lemons, don't forget that before you make lemon juice damn it.