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Smelling of petrol?
Religious fanaticism stinking our armpits?
A functional-if-slightly-oppressive government running amok in your hair?
Then what you need is the all new Democracy Deodorant, guaranteed to give your entire facelift* from your fingers to your toes. Our product works in three stages: it identifies the affected areas using our groundbreaking Once-over process, rushes in and covers over the bad smells, then is worn down by the odours after ten or so years and eventually gives up, leaving your body completely liberated**.
Hurry! This offer also includes the Freedom Toothpaste set, FREE of charge.
*Democracy Deoderant does not guarantee success and takes no responsibility of any side-effects.
**A second and third dose is recommended.
>A functional-if-slightly-oppressive government
"slightly oppressive" Mkay. Certainly doesn't feel "slightly" to the people living there.
Aww, no freedom product given free if we order in the first 5 minutes?