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BMV
BMV - - 156 comments

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Yeah don't! Metric system makes no sense...

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Beskamir
Beskamir - - 7,009 comments

As opposed to the imperial system which makes total and perfect sense as explained so perfectly by Matt Parker: Youtu.be

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Mengu
Mengu - - 1,144 comments

Even though the scale is the same, the SI unit for temperature is ºK, not ºC (and if we're picky, the base unit for distance is m, not cm; and the base unit for velocity is m/s, not km/h). Also it's called System International, not "metric".

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Beskamir
Beskamir - - 7,009 comments

True... but you can really easily convert between those with just an easy addition or a simple scalar.

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DarthVicaten
DarthVicaten - - 182 comments

well the USA would have adopted the Metric system a lot earlier but In 1793, Thomas Jefferson requested artifacts from France that could be used to adopt the metric system in the United States, and Joseph Dombey was sent from France with a standard kilogram. Before reaching the United States, Dombey's ship was blown off course by a storm and captured by pirates, and he died in captivity on Montserrat.

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Machine-Reaper
Machine-Reaper - - 2,214 comments

so pirates are the reason USA doesn't use metric system?

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VGames
VGames - - 3,963 comments

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No we don't use the metric system because it sucks. Nationalism Baby!! #MERICAFIRST

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Machine-Reaper
Machine-Reaper - - 2,214 comments

yeash!, and you blame china for being too selfish.

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KinQQz
KinQQz - - 1,870 comments

it was an obvious joke

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Beskamir
Beskamir - - 7,009 comments

Yep if I hadn't read this before reading your thing I probably wouldn't have believed you.

Worldbuilding.stackexchange.com

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