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Excogitatoris-Logica
Excogitatoris-Logica - - 2,755 comments

I'm not saying I think it's exactly what's happening, but if this all ends up being a convoluted ritual to summon Malal into our realm, I won't be surprised.

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Aubesangante
Aubesangante - - 2,451 comments

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jfpoliveira12
jfpoliveira12 - - 3,725 comments

I would prefer Khorne. I always wondered what a khornate Humanity would achieve, since warfare actually boost technological innovation, in the same amount of time we had up until now.

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BioDestroyer
BioDestroyer - - 2,858 comments

You are forgetting that Khorne favours glorious melee combat. If all of humanity were following his rules, warfare would be just like in the past, 100% melee.

Now, if the khornates had enemies that used other weaponry, then they would use it too, but if not, they would fight each other just for glory and Khorne. That means only glorious melee combat.

I don't see much technological innovation coming out of that.

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jfpoliveira12
jfpoliveira12 - - 3,725 comments

He favours melee, but it is not a strict tenet of the faith. Khorne does bless ranged weaponry aswell.

As long as it is not ******* magic!

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Kalga Creator
Kalga - - 5,737 comments

I prefer slaanesh more tbh... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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EpsilonEmpire
EpsilonEmpire - - 872 comments

tzeentch is where its all at

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