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Internet rules for horror surival
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Your all in one survival kit if you happened to find out your life is just a horror movie.
Good advice... unfortunately in the last 24 hours I've broken 16 of those rules
47. Books that magically open are a sign that **** is about to happen :o
48. shoot the people you killed again before searching them for ammo
49. get canned food,it lasts longer and takes less space than plastic wrapped food
50. ignore the guy yelling for help,its a trap
"oh snap" 11. :(
Does rule 20 work if I just claim to not be a virgin, making everyone think I am one?