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even a sauce bored with his life...

What did you expect? We literally make them to tear their heads off and spill their guts, intestins, blood and other niceties onto our food to make it taste better, then throw their corpses into a bin to die a slow and painful death surrounded by hundreds of other corpses.

I don't normally encourage suicide (apart from mass-idiot-suicide) but in this case, I'll make another exception.

So this is the end... for this ketchup!

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