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One asks how she knows it's accurate? Does she speak from personal experience? That would be pretty gross if she is.
Her boyfriends rapes her when she interrupts him playing video games? Nah, when I play games I'm immovable object and it will take unstoppable force to catch my attention =) That's why my ex was flipping all the time, she was jealous I was splitting my spare time between her and my PC =) Quite honestly, if some one does not accept you the way you are then probably it's no use to keep on trying. I'm a free man now =)
Sure buddy, sure... :)
That's right, pal. Be patient, one day you'll find the right girl. All of us will. :)
At least I hope, I'm waiting since ever, but so far nothing. :(
Then it's time for you to invest in a dakimakura...
... like this one: Danbooru.donmai.us
I'm not THAT forever alone, Kalga.
Besides, I don't see how the Reichtangle would help me with that. (Would he incite me to Anschluss to fill that empty part of me?)
Cadian my boy, you have your priorities straight.
Yeah, last time I went a week without video games I went on a raping spree. I usually make portals, shoot people, create dinosaurs, and build ships to get the rape out of me.
Note the #tags =)
*sigh* ...Tumblr-tards.
Uh oh, looks like someone as unearthed the truth! We're ******, boys!
This post is obviously fake. Note the perfect grammar.
Hahahaha that's absolutely ridicul-GET IN THE ******* TRUNK WOMAN!!!